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Summer’s coming

Summer’s coming

My buddy ordered a BLT using two grilled sandwiches as buns. 

The guys in the kitchen are chiseling a statue of him as we speak.

My buddy ordered a BLT using two grilled sandwiches as buns.

The guys in the kitchen are chiseling a statue of him as we speak.

Since they have to improvise songs right after workplace accidents, I bet Oompa Loompas are REALLY cautious at the Chocolate Orange maker.
"Full speed, half blind. Full tilt, decline."

"Full speed, half blind. Full tilt, decline."

If you have one of those smart watches but don’t have Inspector Gadget or Penny as your wallpaper…

you’re doing it wrong.

I tend to give Pop Culture references from the 90’s two snaps up.
"When can I stop taking all this medicine?"

"When you’re at 100 percent, love."

"Well I feel 100 percent."

"Nothing makes me happier."

"When can I stop taking all this medicine?"

"When you’re at 100 percent, love."

"Well I feel 100 percent."

"Nothing makes me happier."

Bruised

Bruised

I pinky promised her while she was in the hospital that I would take her to see the new Muppets movie when she was better.

Well… She’s better.

BONUS. We have an entire theater to ourselves. 

SCHOOL NIGHT REBELS

I pinky promised her while she was in the hospital that I would take her to see the new Muppets movie when she was better.

Well… She’s better.

BONUS. We have an entire theater to ourselves.

SCHOOL NIGHT REBELS

There are a lot of people sad over the death of the horse ‘Shadowfax’ Gandalf rode in the original ‘Lord of the Rings’ films, 
So I thought I would post a pic from a classic 80’s movie to cheer everyone up!

There are a lot of people sad over the death of the horse ‘Shadowfax’ Gandalf rode in the original ‘Lord of the Rings’ films, 

So I thought I would post a pic from a classic 80’s movie to cheer everyone up!

You can ask what’s going on with my hair, but I am just as mystified as you.

You can ask what’s going on with my hair, but I am just as mystified as you.

I can’t stand my co-worker so I keep a banana in my pocket that I pull out and show her when she gets to the office.
My goggie

My goggie

"Gleam and resonate, just like the gates around the Holy Kingdom,
with words like, “Lost and found” and “Don’t look down,” and “Someone save temptation.”

"Gleam and resonate, just like the gates around the Holy Kingdom,
with words like, “Lost and found” and “Don’t look down,” and “Someone save temptation.”

At this point ABC FAMILY should just rename themselves “The Harry Potter Channel.”