BTW
Am I the only one who avoided Tumblr all day to avoid spoiling Doctor Who for me?
Anyone OKAY EVERYONE SHUTUP WATCHING IT NOW
The time CAKE’s ‘Short Skirt, Long Jacket’ was on the radio, and she lies “Me too!” when you proclaim your love for the song.
You grinned as she belted out what she could make out. You realize she is most likely unaware you’re watching. She hams it up for HERSELF.
You almost make a mental note: “Remember this,” but there is absolutely no need. You turned up the radio and synched up your giftless voices.
And you laughed while traffic passed you by. And you’ll remember.
Without question.
Always.
I need to go home
(At work, about to call vendor whose last name is spelled 'Pusey.' Dials phone)
Me: (to self) Okay, idiot. Pronounce it 'Puh-sigh.' Don't do it you moron. You're not 12. This is adulthood. 'Puh-sigh.' 'Puh-sigh.'
Person answers: Hello?
Me: Yes. May vagina speak to... um... Can I...
Person: Uh...
(Hangs up phone. Slowly pushes away from desk, quietly lays down on floor)
FOUR PLUS ONE
* I wanted to show you guys this sweet Game of Thrones tee I got for my birthday when something dripped on me from the ceiling, so you know, now it had to go in the trash.
* I don’t care who coined it or the traction it gets. I will never call it a “Selfie.” OMFG, I totes can’t believe that anyone talks like that.
* Comic Con is here and I can’t go because parenthood and writing. I regret nothing.
*One of the new temps is named Dana and she doesn’t get it that I want to change her name plate to Zuul, so when people ask if she’s Dana… nevermind, I’m old.
* I take pictures of myself as a way to try and be more self confident in how I look. I was a fatty in high school and ended up anorexic for a point. I hate how I look all the time and this helps so shut it.
BONUS: I miss everyone.
Reese Witherspoon got the rights to produce the movie version of ‘Gone Girl.’
If you haven’t read it yet, do so. It’s not over rated whatsoever, and one of the best books I’ve read in a long time.
But I really REALLY hope Witherspoon doesn’t play AMY. I don’t have a problem with her, but she’s too Reese Witherspoon. Also, Bradley Cooper’s name is being thrown around. HELL no. Same reason.
I spitballed this with my friend and she ended up coming up with every single perfect person to cast.
Amy Adams as Amy
James Mcavoy as Nick
Anna Paquin as ‘Go.
I wish I could explain why Amy Adams would be perfect, but I would spoil the book for everyone. I am putting photo replies on if anyone wants to disagree or weigh in.
This has been HOLLYWOOD TODAY WITH THE JOHN BLOG (APPARENTLY)
You are really…REALLY…lucky that your phone number is not an iMessage number because I was getting ready to gif bomb the holy hell out of you personally, but this will have to do.
“Don’t ask stupid questions.”
Crying
