I would try to escape irresponsible parents too.
"I can’t wait until I can drive and go to parties."
I saw this book online on how to keep from procrastinating but I don’t know I’ll order it later.
Working on a Power Point presentation and have typed out “duties” and deleted “Heh. Heh heh heh” that followed it about six times now.
I will be shooting a follow up to ‘Dog Drama’ tonight, and I’m fairly confident no one will see the topic coming…
Got my hair cut today but they were out of lollipops, so, you know… threw a FIT.
But they managed to find me a toothpick so anyway I totally look tough I know
I was called “Hispanic Dustin Hoffman” today.
All I could do was nod in solemn acceptance.
Describe me in one word or less anon or not
"Microsoft is cutting Jobs."
Wow, Bill Gates, let the man rest in peace.
Stop emphasizing “rescue” when talking about your new cat.
You didn’t extract her out of Iraq, someone’s nana just couldn’t stop sneezing.
Shout out to Sandra Bullock remember when she ordered pizza online in ‘The Net’ and we were all “Woah” now check her a straight up astronaut