
I think I’m stuck in this piece of excercise equipment.
I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, the fact that the fire department is here with the ‘Jaws Of Life,’ Or that they’re waiting for me to sign for this pizza I ordered.
So a quick story.
I had to call an idiot attorney’s client in mid December.
He lived in the Cleveland area and apparently was hopping from family member to family member.
I found his cousin’s number and spoke briefly to him on my guy’s whereabouts.
I told him it was hard to hear him cause he had a bunch of dogs howling in the background.
He casually said that one his “Alpha fighters” was hurt and wouldn’t shut up.
THAT stuck.
I determined this guy couldn’t help me, and after it bugging me all day, I called a vendor from the area. I asked if he could put in an anonymous tip for me.
He kinda hemmed and hawed about it, making light of it, and I never believed he actually did anything.
I caught up on some work emails and found that he emailed me with the subject line: “When you’re right, you’re right.”
The body of the email was the link above.
I apologize to my co-workers for my “happy dance.”
I believe Sarah Maclachlan owes me concert tickets.

NEW YORK –Stephen Colbert’s sway in the presidential election might be a joke, but he’s got some real financial muscle.
The comedian disclosed Tuesday that his Americans for a Better Tomorrow “super” political action committee has raised a staggering $1.02 million. PACs were required to submit their financial reports to the Federal Election Commission on Tuesday.
In a letter to the commission, Colbert was quoted as saying, “How you like me now, FEC?”
“I’m rolling seven digits deep!” Colbert said. “I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain’t one!”
I love this man.
When I read of Julie’s news about the cancer overstaying its welcome this morning, I had myself a good cry. I got mad. I prayed. And then I thought about this incredible community here and how much we all adore Julie. We may not hold a magical cure for cancer in our hands,…
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