"This is not really happening
You bet your life it is”
Had lunch at Costco today.
Cloud Atlas is an underrated, profound movie.
People who draw a pot leaf around 4/20 the second they get a new calendar.
Outdoor movies at UTA.
Amazing Spiderman Dos
Going to a sleep study. I hope the test is just as easyHAHAHAHA (but seriously, a creepy guy is going to watch me sleep tonight, send help.)
I made Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo from scratch.
Turned out pretty damn good for missing Parmesan.
That is all.
Take time to call and love your parents as if they had just called you after a Dr.’s appointment saying: “They found something.”
My boss encourages me to follow my dreams, which is why I don’t get his irritation when I oversleep during the week.
The Fed Ex guy in my building thinks I’m German.
I really should stop greeting him with a horrible, horrible German accent.
A bird flew into the office today.
Based on the reaction from some women, though, you would have thought it was a winged possum clutching gluten filled pancakes in it’s talons.