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I think it’s time P. Diddy updated his Linkedin profile, as it still states he’s “All about the Benjamins.”
solamente yo

solamente yo

My friend, along with other family members, went to his son’s wedding in Santa Fe, but noticed other gay couples had no family there to support them. Some couldn’t even provide a witness. He gladly helped out, even having his brother take photos for free.

I’m proud to know people like him.

Labored

Labored

Not all Police officers are racist, authority abusing monsters.

Not all Christians are judgmental, scaremongering conservatives.

Not all atheists are smug, condescending jerks.

Not every homosexual man or woman is “checking you out.”

Not all Texans are truck driving, bible thumping George Bush supporters.

Not all teachers have your best interest at heart.

Not every man or woman who serves in the military is a hero.

No one depressed can just “stop being” sad.

No one homeless deserves to be that way.

Here’s the thing…

I don’t have the secret to life, I just have a few things that I live by to have a peaceful one.

One is knowing that assuming certain “kinds” of people are less complex than you are can lead to a sad and ignorant existence.

Raiders of the Lost Ark. Outside.

Raiders of the Lost Ark. Outside.

Every time I’m at work, I feel like I’m on the set of whatever the next adaptation of a YA novel is…

Every time I’m at work, I feel like I’m on the set of whatever the next adaptation of a YA novel is…

Scatter

Scatter

They may figure it out when they find the “hero” they carry on their shoulders is 20 lbs. lighter

They may figure it out when they find the “hero” they carry on their shoulders is 20 lbs. lighter

Hello, Blue Friday.

Hello, Blue Friday.

Sole

Sole

FML

FML

She still doesn't get it, so I guess the terrorists can put one in the "win" column...
Me: The court date was moved on this one, so do me a favor and make sure you follow up, it's set for the 10th, so call him back on 9/11 to make sure we all good to move on this.
Co-worker: You'll probably have to remind me.
Me: Seriously?
Co-worker: Yeah, why?
Me: You need me to help you remember 9/11?
Co-worker: ...
Me: Somewhere a bald eagle screeched in pain and unexplained tears have sprung from the Statue of Liberty.
I got the new LG G3, but it’s worthless when I can’t even spell ‘BOOBS’ on the calculator.

I got the new LG G3, but it’s worthless when I can’t even spell ‘BOOBS’ on the calculator.

I can do this all day.

I can do this all day.