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Mid week burnout

Mid week burnout

For Mathcat. Told Molls about your procedure tomorrow and your anxiety.

She said that will just not do and wanted you to have her heart.

Thinking of you tomorrow and a serene recovery. :)

For Mathcat. Told Molls about your procedure tomorrow and your anxiety.

She said that will just not do and wanted you to have her heart.

Thinking of you tomorrow and a serene recovery. :)

I actually thought it was Thursday today.

I actually thought it was Thursday today.

Every. Year.
(Approach sketchy guy in overcoat behind an abandoned grocery store)
Guy: Help you, bro?
Me: Yeah, ummm... You holding.
Him: Depends what you need, my man.
Me: Manila paper.
Him: Sure... Sure, got some 9x12 right here. Good stock.
Me: I... I need 12x8.
Him: 12x8?! Man. I KNEW you was 5-oh. Get outta here man! Ain't nobody got 12x8!
Me: (power walks off, sobbing)
FUN FACT: If Christina Aguilera’s newborn was a boy, she would have named him Winter Soldier.
It’s getting harder to differentiate between pictures of demonstrators being terrorized in the U.S. versus the Middle East.

Mainly because of the tears.

Christina Aguilera named her child Summer Rain, most likely because her shampoo bottle was closer than her conditioner.
A co-worker of mine who was is in no less than three “Harlem Shake” videos thinks the ALS Ice Bucket video campaign is stupid.
"Oh… Snap! Turn it up this is my JAM!"

"Oh… Snap! Turn it up this is my JAM!"

He wanted to take a selfie but I photobombed him.

He wanted to take a selfie but I photobombed him.

One of these days I hope I get to meet you and give you all of the hugs that you didn’t know were owed to you and we can eat too much and drink too much and fight ourselves from interrupting each others stories we tell and draw reflexive glances from passerbys with our belly laughs.
Me to a lot of you
As a hispanic in Texas I stay away from stereotypes unless I can take it to the next level.

As a hispanic in Texas I stay away from stereotypes unless I can take it to the next level.

I don’t care what Ice Cube thinks…

Today is gonna be a good day.

I don’t care what Ice Cube thinks…

Today is gonna be a good day.

Miles Davis is trying in vain to get me through the day…

Miles Davis is trying in vain to get me through the day…