January 2012
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I overheard someone say "There's a dead mouse in...
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Music Trivia!
If you play Dubstep around a 1999 Cabriolet with a bad timing belt, little cartoon hearts will float over the hood.
Can we start a pledgie fund to get a bunch of...
Kthnxbai
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I'm a reasonable man.
Get off my case.
Get off my case.
Get off my case.
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BREAKING NEWS
Gingrich in Florida courting Latino vote, brutally beaten when some mistake him for pinata, other half recognize him as Newt Gingrich.
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By the way kids, for those of you who don't know,... →
And we are going to record tonight. We are gonna tackle some goofy subjects but are also open to a tupe of advice column.
If you want advice on anything from dating to how to battle that thing in your fridge that has sprouted legs and looking for a fight, hit up my askbox here, or at the link above.
We promise to make time to get to your question and tag you in our show.
Don’t leave a...
My post about Obama's State Of The Union last...
Ah, I love election season.
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claviusrobinsky asked: Derp
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Take a shot when Obama says "Washington is...
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I hate watching the State Of The Union,
because seeing John Boehner makes me think my TV’s color settings are off.
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othemts asked: When I was a child your comedy was so raunchy that parents desperately tried to keep kids from watching (although we did all the same). Today, you appear almost exclusively in movies aimed at children. What do you think brought about this change?
killaguhrilla asked: How are you handling your brother Charlie's success?
wordishness asked: Are you gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe trick?
catty1 asked: Live action "Disney's Haunted Mansion." Was Tim Allen in rehab when they were shopping this around?
othemts asked: Did they want you to wear the Gumby costume during the Oscars telecast?
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Ask me stuff... as if I was former Oscar 2012 host... →
Answers will come.
BREAKING NEWS
Confused former candidate Gov. Rick Perry releases his STYXX records today, states they are mint condition and “still awesome.”
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TRUTHFUL TUESDAY
I have never seen ‘Robocop 3.’
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Roll call.
I’m bringing my wife and kids to CHSH in April.
Which of you jerk faces am I going to see again and which of you do I get to meet for the first time?
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BTW, if it was your child, would you still say his...
That’s what I thought.
I’m not happy Joe Paterno’s dead, I just won’t grieve.
Now, back to poop and fart jokes.
ESPN defends Paterno saying his legacy shouldn't...
It’s what he DIDN’T do, dumbasses.
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You ever stop and think, "I never express enough...
That.
Right now.
Heidi left Seal broken. To cheer him up, we should...
O.K., NOW I will respect their privacy during this difficult time.
