January 2012
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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I overheard someone say "There's a dead mouse in...
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Music Trivia!
If you play Dubstep around a 1999 Cabriolet with a bad timing belt, little cartoon hearts will float over the hood.
Jan 26th
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Can we start a pledgie fund to get a bunch of...
Kthnxbai
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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I'm a reasonable man.
Get off my case. Get off my case. Get off my case.
Jan 25th
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BREAKING NEWS
Gingrich in Florida courting Latino vote, brutally beaten when some mistake him for pinata, other half recognize him as Newt Gingrich.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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By the way kids, for those of you who don't know,... →
And we are going to record tonight. We are gonna tackle some goofy subjects but are also open to a tupe of advice column. If you want advice on anything from dating to how to battle that thing in your fridge that has sprouted legs and looking for a fight, hit up my askbox here, or at the link above. We promise to make time to get to your question and tag you in our show. Don’t leave a...
Jan 25th
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My post about Obama's State Of The Union last...
Ah, I love election season.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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claviusrobinsky asked: Derp
Jan 25th
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Take a shot when Obama says "Washington is...
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Jan 25th
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I hate watching the State Of The Union,
because seeing John Boehner makes me think my TV’s color settings are off.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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othemts asked: When I was a child your comedy was so raunchy that parents desperately tried to keep kids from watching (although we did all the same). Today, you appear almost exclusively in movies aimed at children. What do you think brought about this change?
Jan 24th
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killaguhrilla asked: How are you handling your brother Charlie's success?
Jan 24th
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wordishness asked: Are you gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe trick?
Jan 24th
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catty1 asked: Live action "Disney's Haunted Mansion." Was Tim Allen in rehab when they were shopping this around?
Jan 24th
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othemts asked: Did they want you to wear the Gumby costume during the Oscars telecast?
Jan 24th
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Ask me stuff... as if I was former Oscar 2012 host... →
Answers will come.
Jan 24th
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BREAKING NEWS
Confused former candidate Gov. Rick Perry releases his STYXX records today, states they are mint condition and “still awesome.”
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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TRUTHFUL TUESDAY
I have never seen ‘Robocop 3.’
Jan 24th
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Roll call.
I’m bringing my wife and kids to CHSH in April. Which of you jerk faces am I going to see again and which of you do I get to meet for the first time?
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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BTW, if it was your child, would you still say his...
That’s what I thought. I’m not happy Joe Paterno’s dead, I just won’t grieve. Now, back to poop and fart jokes.
Jan 22nd
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ESPN defends Paterno saying his legacy shouldn't...
It’s what he DIDN’T do, dumbasses.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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You ever stop and think, "I never express enough...
That. Right now.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Heidi left Seal broken. To cheer him up, we should...
O.K., NOW I will respect their privacy during this difficult time.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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