February 2011
Feb 1st
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January 2011
“It is with little regret, I must say… that I compare your mom to a warm,...”
– Poetry Slam
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
TOTALLY NOT SECRET TUMBLR MESSAGE
Back off, Toni… or I’ll start a ‘Gravy Monday’ meme.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
Jan 30th
I'm with Rich...
ronbailey: 540-999-8RON Drunken Voice Mails and Text Messages accepted 24 hrs a day, snarkNYC related or not. Oh, yes. Most definitely. 682-463-9557
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
Jan 29th
To all of my people of Tumblr in NYC...
Have a blast for me! Oh, one more thing… If you meet Missambiguous be sure to ask about my eyepatch. ;0)
Jan 29th
Jan 28th
“Please, remember me… My misery… And how it lost me all I wanted. ...”
– From The Trapeze Swinger by Iron and Wine
Jan 28th
NEWS: 'Egypt Has Shut Off The Internet..."
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
To teach my son the dangers of teenage sex, we...
So far, he’s only terrified of cut off Jean shorts.
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
Because my coworkers burn microwave popcorn all of...
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Jan 28th
The missus and I want to play with other men and...
At WORDFEUD you pervs. THEJOHNBLOG & BUTTERFLYBLUE
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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WatchWatch
Dominance established.
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
Because of a bully mentality and a completely...
I would happily go to jail if it means my kid got a better education.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
Dear producers of porn that caters to the...
You’re welcome.
Jan 26th
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I’m not the only one head banging to the ‘Scott Pilgrim…’ soundtrack.
Jan 26th
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ListenHey… remember this? I only had two...
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
TACO BELL IS PEOPLE!
PEOPLLLLE!!
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
Some days are perfect for putting on Radiohead -...
Guess what today is?
Jan 25th
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I bitched about of a lot of things today. I had...
Seven of them. I was older than every single one of them. Gone before they really lived. I watched in silence and sushed the kids to match the show of respect. And my complaining stops now.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
“EVERYONE GETS 50% OFF OF A NEW CAR!”
– Oprah’s half sister
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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