January 2012
“We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them...”
– Edith Lovejoy Pierce
Here's wishing that 2012 holds your hair back...
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December 2011
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At least once a month I pull into an ARBY'S...
They never get it.
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On a half hour drive...
My 13 year old son spends a good ten minutes trying to explain why dubstep music is the best.
My counterpoint? Without saying a word, I pull up the music video for Nine Inch Nails’ “March Of The Pigs” on my cell phone and hand it to him.
After it’s over, I silently take the phone out of his hands, and can tell his mouth is still open, hands still in place.
It’s...
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Looks like Katy Perry got around to watching...
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Apt.
Son: Sweet, is that Dubstep?
Me: No, I'm logging onto AOL with my dial up modem and it startled the cat.
It appears the myth of Tumblr unfollowing people...
If you’ve been unfollowed in the last few days let a brother know.
The Dread Pirate Roberts keeps telling me he'll...
Ironically, the stress is killing me.
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My thoughts on FACEBOOK TIMELINE:
Hacker spends five minutes on my Facebook profile.
Hacker calls such and such financial institution.
“Yes, Mr. John Blog, please verify password?”
“Sorry dont have it.”
“Well how about the answer to your secret question like, WHAT IS YOUR DOG’S NAME, WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, ETC. WHAT HAVE YOU?”
Hacker answers perfectly.
The End.
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BREAKING
Kim Jong Un officially declared Supreme Leader, will be filled with sour cream and tomatoes on unspecified date.
Wow.
I hope the stage at the Oscars doesn’t collapse with all of the North Korean mourners on it.
And now onwards, to a new year...
(my boss returns to work)
Him: What did you get for Christmas?
(A brief flash to Sunday morning with my family laughing amongst crumpled gift wrap, tissue paper and the healthy hugs and excitement)
Me: Absolutely everything I wanted.
I mentioned this song as one I never skip....
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Completely WRONG, of course...
The name of John has made you serious-minded, responsible, and stable.
You love the security of a home and family, you are fond of children, and, as a parent you would be fair and understanding.
Although you have good business judgment, you are not aggressive in your dealings because you do not like to create issues.
You would be successful in any position dealing with the public as you have...
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“I hate when people do dick moves… unless they’re doing dick moves.”
– Emergency Pants- Episode 170
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Truthful Tuesday
This may be some what controversial.
I feel a bit uncomfortable posting it.
It may make the great ‘Eggnog War of 2011’ look quaint.
But we watched ‘Return Of The Jedi’ last night, as I scored the blu ray of the original trilogy, and it reminded me…
I love the shit out of some Ewoks.
I know. I know.
But these noble creatures were not only a symbol of how...
Watching 'The Lord Of The Rings' on blu-ray with...
because this special edition came with a hobbit that feeds you grapes.
“One does not simply walk into Wal-Mart the day after Christmas.”
– Me, before a big sigh.
I think it's an even bigger "F You" when Santa...
(stuff I should have posted yesterday when it was more topical)
WatchAnd now, ‘Jingle Bells’ from memory!
CLAP, DAMN YOU.