The John Blog

Jun 04

I’m not saying I’m amazing at demotivational speaking…

but I *am* currently splitting chili cheese fries with my personal trainer.

I miss Austin. #6thstreet #austin (Taken with instagram)

Diffusion (Taken with instagram)

Jun 03

We are hosting an all day brunch, lunch then dinner at our house watching ALIEN, ALIENS AND ALIEN 3. How nerdy are we making this? I made the avocado shells to resemble alien eggs. (Taken with instagram)

WHOSH A BOUSHA BOO?

That kind of Sunday. (Taken with instagram)

FOX NEWS posted a piece on how to spot fake news stemming from the Miami ‘Face Eater.’

Well, if anyone would be an expert in fake news…

THAT?! You’re gonna wear THAT today? No, no… It’s cool. Really, I was just asking. (Taken with instagram)

Jun 02

Hopscotch

Rented ‘The Iron Lady’ and the excitement wore off pretty quickly once I found out it’s not an ‘Avengers’ spinoff.

Shoe shopping (Taken with instagram)

Hollywood may be running out of ideas.

Shh!!!

• Molly: I decided I want to be an acrobat when I grow up.
• Me: Sounds good. Wait! I thought you wanted to be a librarian.
• (gives me lowered head, raised eyes look)
• Molly: I'm going to be an Acrobat Librarian.
• Me: Oh, silly me. So when people are talking to loud, you'll do a back flip, land perfectly and say, "Shh!!" right?
• Molly: I think *you* should Shh right now.

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John and his BFF Matt… It’s one of those man love, guy love, crush things…

Brefest (Taken with instagram)