The John Blog

May 21

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The sky is limitless in the literal sense and in it’s beauty, and it’s ability to break our hearts. So is the heart of humanity.

Mine is with Oklahoma.

(Please Call Red Cross at 1-800 REDCROSS. Or you can text REDCROSS to 90999, to give $10.)

AWWW YISSSSSS

May 20

I’m teaching my son humility because I AM THE GREATEST FATHER ALIVE

Did you know you can fall in love with an illustration?

(Source: bubug on Devianart)

In other news, America Online just purchased Myspace.

May 19

Chuck Roast done. Came out pretty damn good. *pats self on back*

Thanks to ABC FAMILY, today I learned that any teen boy with long hair is a rebel with a secret.

Princess Leia Grilled Cheese Bagel

I was invited to a boat show, and I said “I only go to MOTORboat shows.”

Suddenly an Ed Hardy shirt 2 sizes too small appeared on my torso.

Okay. What did I win?

“Marinating some beef.”

‘Bedhead Breakfast Run’ sounds like a lost Judy Blume novel title.

May 18

BTW

Am I the only one who avoided Tumblr all day to avoid spoiling Doctor Who for me?

Anyone OKAY EVERYONE SHUTUP WATCHING IT NOW