When you lost all that weight, why didn't you lose the part that was a dork? Was it a marketing scheme by Subway?

O.K. He’s gone. They brought me a ration. I… am temporarily blinded by the sudden sunlight. It’s so dark here and the blanket they gave me is filthy. Really… please. I’m married. I’m so scared. Someone please help me.

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