The John Blog, Are you the gate keeper? Wait, no. When you were a larger guy (and porn master for your college), did you only own one pair of pants? I only see you hold up the same pair of pants wherever you go. Follow up question: Do the pants still have the Subway Smell™?

Are you the gate keeper? Wait, no. When you were a larger guy (and porn master for your college), did you only own one pair of pants? I only see you hold up the same pair of pants wherever you go. Follow up question: Do the pants still have the Subway Smell™?

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Please. This isn’t a joke. They forgot to take my cell phone. I just barely now got a signal and this is the best I could get… My wife. Please. Her name is Katie. She is a teacher. If someone could just…

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