If you don't get it, it's not my fault.
(swinging at the park next to my daughter, I jump off and take a breather. Other dad in bluetooth and visor scoffs...)
Him: Heh. You know as a rule, guys aren't supposed to actually play on the equipment with their kids.
Me: Yeah? Maybe not guys... but dads are.
(I run off, cause apparently it's 'Hide N' Go Seek,' and this dude needs a minute to pick up his face.)
  1. ashamedtosay said: The only reason to go to the park is to get to ply on the slide. Duh!
  2. eequalsmckenna said: well done
  3. thisguyles said: You are just made of awesome.
  4. mattdoucette said: Fuck yeah swinging!