I think I’m stuck in this piece of excercise equipment.
I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, the fact that the fire department is here with the ‘Jaws Of Life,’ Or that they’re waiting for me to sign for this pizza I ordered.
A writer, humorist, smart ass from Dallas, Tx.
I'm only here because I heard there was cake.
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